Sunday, October 20, 2013

Satanic pyramid scheme -- my deal with the Devil

I sold my soul to the Devil – my idea – but I get my soul back – and the Devil gets a pretty good deal too.

I sold my soul to the Devil for everything I want in this life – but I can get out of the bad part if I sign up five other souls for the same deal.  And they can do likewise.  Like all pyramid schemes, the thing is to get in early before the supply of (eternal) suckers runs low. 

“What will it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul?  For what will a man give in exchange for his soul?”  The answer apparently is at least five other souls.  :-[

1 comment:

Denis Drew said...

I have since spoken to a Catholic priest on the subject and he informed me the Devil cannot take anyone to Hell or keep them out — or he would get out himself. Further, he warned that God could send me to Hell for enticing other souls to go there.

So now I’m not sure what to do. ??? My advice to others will be don’t get involved with the Devil — that will be after I get five more souls, maybe. :-[